tlf news | Vol. vi #1 | August, 1985 | |
A Night at the Theatre |
6:20. I arrive at the theatre with Tom. Our regular Sunday night shows in Progreso are getting to be rather routine; I have to make sure that Tom understands where he fits into the routine. And I'ld like to rehearse a couple of ideas with little Oscar. 'Twasn't till yesterday I found out that he's a great break-dancer. The fifteen-year-olds are always the best. It will work into the show perfectly.
6:30. Pablo hasn't set up the sound system yet. He's been getting very sloppy about showing up on time; a mild puteada is in order. Tomorrow. I set up the system, set Tom to working out something for the curtain call, then set to seeing what we can do with Oscar. No Dago yet, but there are enough house people to cover him.
6:35. Oscar is great! There's no question of it: 15-year-olds real break-dancers. He electronic boogies in, shakes out the tablecloth, puts it on the table, adjusts it, and he's great, he's Progreso's answer to Menudo, he'll set the spirit from the first moment. He maintains it beautifully up the stairs to the top platform, swings the tray around in a magnificent veronica that leads right into a backward moonwalk, and I see it coming.
6:40. It's strange how long that moment lasts. The guns are all drawn up, the torch has already touched the wick, everything freezes like the face of the executed prisoner in the photo. You see it coming and you have time to hope that you are the one who misjudged and you have time to understand that there is nothing you can do because all of the forces have already been set in motion and you have plenty of time to think "I should have thought of that, I should have warned him." He's misjudged the distance to the end of the platform and it's like that moment at Owl Creek Bridge except that you're completely conscious all the time of exactly what is going to happen when he puts his foot down and it just keeps going down.
6:45. By the time I get backstage, everybody is hovering over Oscar. He broke the fall with his arm. Let us pray that he did not also break the arm with his fall. He's hurting, caught in that agonizing adolescent dilemma of wanting to cry and wanting to be macho and not cry. Where is Pablo? The puteada is a must. On to rehearsing with Tom before we open the house. Pablo's an essential part of this intermezzo. Have to do what we can. Edy introduces the famous Polish trumpeter. He's not sure if he's Scapino or Edy. Neither am I. I give him an idea of how it should move visually. He picks it up and it's usable. Where is Pablo?
6:55. We do Tom's second entrance. I still can't work in both languages at once. I give Edy a direction in English and he gives me his blankest look. It's not often I can startle Edy into silence. Where is Pablo?
7:00. We try adding bugle calls to the bag scene to help Scapino create the whole Honduran army. A good idea but it would take more rehearsal than we have time for. Cut it. Have to wing the ending. Where is Pablo?
7:05. The girls found some ice to put on Oscar's arm; he's still hurting but the damage doesn't seem to be major. Te voy a matar, Pablo. All department ready. Don't blow up at him before the show. House open. If he shows. No sign of Dago.
7:15. I remind the ticket-takers to try to keep out our neighborhood gamin Carlitos, quite aware that expectations of success are nil. Carlitos always has the shows memorized and delights in shouting out the lines two beats ahead of the actors. Emergency conference with Edy and Guillermo. Nobody has seen anything of Pablo. There is only one solution: I have to do the role script in hand. News: Dago is in jail. Not twice in the same week!!! Fofo brought the news and wants to talk to me. I go looking for Pablo's scrip and tell props and costumes to pull Sylvester's stuff. Pablo I'm turning you over to the cops and demanding the capucha and the whole routine.
7:20. Fofo is drunk; he cries on my shoulder. "Why isn't there any justice in my country? Why did they take him and not me?" Fofo, it does no good to ask 'why?'. There isn't any 'why'." I want to come back and work at the teatro. I'm doing nothing for my people." "You're making a lot more money and have a lot more security now." And it's a lot easier to be your friend than to be your boss. I don't tell him that.
7:30. I check the box office. People are still coming in. If we were sure he was coming late... "Were there roadblocks between here and Lima today?" Two-minute warning.
7:35. I feel Edy walk into the office behind me.
7:37. Go!
7:40. We're running. Oscar doesn't have much brillo in his first entrance. To be expected. Pablo gives no sign he's disposed to mess thing up. I find my shirt. Now all I have to do is guide Tom around.
8:08. The last scene before Tom's entrance. A last-minute review of directions. "Walk in and sit down at the far table. Obdulio and Oscar play the verse on the recorders, you add the trumpet to the chorus and take it from there. Just make sure you end with the Purcell, which is Edy's cueing to start the next scene. Scatter with everybody else. It's easy: like the cueing on the cadenza of a concerto."
8:10. EDY (as SCAPINO): And now, ladies and gentlemen, direct from Warsaw, Poland, to the stage of teatro la fragua, the world-famous Polish trumpeter, the Warsaw Wizard: Tom--... How do you last name again?
8:15. Pablo is "translating" Tom's "Polish" comments into Spanish. Don't think you're going get away with it. I know you're doing to try to take the edge of the puteada.
8:28. Tom starts the Purcell and Oscar starts breaking to the "Trumpet Air." I guess that means Oscar's recovered. It's utterly crazy. A Honduran teen-ager break-dancing to a seventeenth century English tune being played by a Polish trumpeter who is really a gringo. But it's utterly right. The crowd goes wild.
8:32. "Now, Tom, relax till it's time to do 'La Barca de Oro' with
Edy." 9:08. "La Barca de Oro" goes off without a hitch. We're home free. Tom's got one more thing, the curtain call. Edy and Guillermo have moved into the bag scene, which is always a sure bet. The show plays on its own momentum from here on out. 9:14. I go into the office to make sure all the box-office has been done. The lights blink out and immediately come back on. You see it coming, you have time to think. Candles -- do we have any candles? Where are the flashlights? If I can find my lighter we can find the candles. If there are any candles. I do and we do. There are six or seven candles in the first drawer I open.
9:16. We light the candles and send them out to the house. I
find
the flashlights and climb up
to the light booth to check the fuses. Can't find any problem.
9:18. Edy and Guillermo continue the bag scene. We get a ladder outside to get to the main box. The watchman from the school next door comes running over; he saw a shower of sparks coming out of this wall. Pablo discovers it: the neutral wire that patches from the main line has burned through. Typical installation of our beloved Electric Company, ENEE. I'm not going to touch that and I'm not going to let any of the muchachos touch it. Have to wait until we can find somebody who knows what he's doing. The character-by-character entrances that lead up to the finale have started. "That's my cue!" Pablo flies down the ladder and across the office.
9:24. Moncho and Mario man the flashlights to get as much light as we can on the few minutes left. Tom has to come up with a new idea for the curtain call. 9:37. GUILLERMO (as ARGANTE): Everybody dance to celebrate the wedding of my son!
"We are the world...." 9:45. "Get things cleaned up as well as you can in the dark. Does
anybody know an electrician
that we could get here tomorrow? ENEE won't get here for weeks ." I don't tell him that.
"We are the children..." 10:00. I want to go home and go to sleep. "Rehearsal tomorrow morning at eight. We've got to have the new show up within a couple of weeks if you guys want to eat. Oscar, take care of that arm." "We are the ones to make a brighter day, so let's start giving." The Next Morning. Oscar's arm is fine. He is limping. "We were on the way home last night, me and Dolores, and right as we were going down Main Street this drunk came out of a bar and he pulled out his pistol and he pointed it up the street and then he pointed it down the street and then he started shooting and I dove behind a trash drum and...." There follow ten minutes of excited narration of "Dolores and Oscar Join the Raiders of the Lost Ark." Oscar finally gets to the point. "I tried to run to get away and I caught my foot on a rock..." The little toe of his left foot is dislocated. The Gods Must Be Crazy. Peace, Jack Warner, S.J.
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